KOKO MANSION DANCE COMPETITION

Yeah we know that you would love a little bit on the side about Koko Mansion. The kokolettes had a dance competition; they were split into two teams, the red team and the blue team. They performed for D'banj and Kaffy to the Gbono Feli Feli song. The red team (Chidinma, Chinwe, Rekana and Lizzy) did quite a good job;Lizzy kind of messed it up for them but all in all, they won. The blue team (Shona, Victoria, Rita and Bolanle) tried a burlesque type of dance mixed with some clubby vibe and Rita was quite one to watch as she kept making fun of herself and she was adorable at the same time.

We should mention though that D'banj, if you want to talk to the "viewers" as you tried to do without much success yesterday, why don't you just say whatever you have to say before you start your one on one with the girls. Point taken we hope!! Thanks

GBONO FELI FELI VIDEO(D'BANJ)

Hi everybody, we just had to let you know about the new video by D'banj. He just brought out the Gbono Feli Feli video. Well, the video is a spin off from Usher's Caught Up video (if you are familiar with Usher, you would know what we are talking about). In this video, D'banj is sent out by Don Jazzy to rescue a girl and he does it without any interference from the kidnappers (like really!!!). Well, they chase him, catch up with him and then by some weird voodoo magic he goes poof in flames and dissappears into the ground. Again people (directors, producers) step away from all the voodooism!!! Even though we know that you might not take this advice from us, thanks all the same.

P.S He used a bentley in the video with a plate number bearing "D'KOKO" hmmm food for thought.

My first experience 1&2

Cast: Ini Edo, Desmond Elliot, Mercy Johnson, Kofi Adjololo

Overview: Basic Nigerian cinderella style movie where a person who is rich loves someone whose poor, seriously, we need more plots!!!. However they try to change it and make the guy poor, hence giving the title of cinderella to Desmond Elliot. Ini Edo is the rich girl here, with very annoying sidekicks (apart from Mercy Johnson), who cant speak good English and falls in love with Desmond, however has an American guy who loves her and the rest, im sure you can guess.

Ratings

Good: I must say, this is a very funny movie, and the good thing is that it never intended to be funny, which is what makes it very good. The housegirl is surprisingly funny, love the way she fakes grammatical errors "do you have any message to delivery". Desmond also plays a very poor guy well, even to the pot belly showing through his tight fitting shirt haha!!. Did you know that Desmond is left-handed!!, i found out in the movie, his best friends in the movie are also quite funny, better than those things called friends of Ini. Anyways, in general, funny movie.

Bad: First of all, Mercy Johnsons hair in the moive, i mean come on!!!, you are a very dark girl wearing gold hair. I was so happy when she changed it to black. All of them, the sidekicks, Ini Edo, the American boyfriend...what was with the fake english!!, i mean, Ini saying "Urs" instead of Us is wrong.Now, i think i need to become a stylist so that all my anger can be driven to making sure these actors can look good, the costumes were not good in anyway.haha!!, please watch out for a scene where Mercy Johnson says "Gushi 10k" (shes trying to say Gucci, 10k) and a very disgusting scene where she is trying to seduce a guy.

3 Stars

Ps- Please watch carefully during a scene where a woman is sleeping near her kiosk and a young boy comes and quickly steals buscuit and quickly zooms off, really funny.

The Celebrity

Cast: Ini Edo, Omotola Jalade, Desmond Elliot, Mike Ezuronye, Uche Jombo.

Overview: Red carpet movie about the secret life of celebrities, and basically how you can never judge a book by its cover. Omotola plays a love doctor of some sorts who is in a relationship with Desmond Elliot, a "famous" musician, who doesn't like the way Omotola displays their relationship to the "papparazi". Mike and Uche are in a very ridiculous relationship and the twist to this movie is that Mike plays a very bush Nigerian footballer, who has become rich and famous, like all of them end up being.

Ratings

Good: Mike plays the razz footballer soo well, he is very funny and displays the "igbo" culture well. Love the scene where Uche Jombo sees him cheating with the three girls and he starts screaming "Messup!!!!!". I give props to Omotola and Ini for there good acting, Omotola plays the love doctor really well and i think this is the first time i have actually seen Ini Edo act properly as she played the very Naive girl, going out with a jobless guy who wanted to start his own business some day.

Bad: As for me, what was with Desmond's costume, from the sprayed on coloured hair, to the earings and gold jewellry. Secondly, Omotola's British accent was sooo bad and pushed, couldn't stand the way she would have these soliloquies that never made sense. Not to mention Ini Edo who kept going on to her very ugly boyfriend about being his own "burrs" (boss by the way). Then there was a production going on in the movie with Omotola's show and it was really done badly, really hope thats not the way our Nigerian movies are done.

4 Stars

PS. watchout for a scene where this young guy runs through a football field as fast as he can for no good reason, just because he hears the police are looking for him. Really funny scene.

KOKO MANSION EVICTION

CHIOMA: Wow, well how or where do we start with this? Is it how two girls were evicted or the fact that D'banj gave her two thousand dollars which according to sources was actually a pay off because he wanted to sleep with her and she declined so he thought that giving her some "shopping money" would lessen the blow of being evicted from the house,which we all know is not somewhere worth being in the first place anyways. This brings us to our first conclusion that Mr Dapo D'banj Oyebanjo is a scrub (you may fill in the gap as you wish).

I mean why would he raise the poor girls' hopes after evicting Bidemi and then just hit them with the shocker that two girls are leaving the koko mansion. Besides the way he said "Bidemi/Chioma please take your suitcase,there is a car waiting for you outside" with no emotion at all is very annoying. What he also said to Chioma was quite rude; giving her the money and saying "you might as well start your shopping early." (This brings us back to the fact that the "sex" issue might be true afterall).

I know this might sound a bit harsh considering the fact that Chioma might not have the opportunity to get this kind of money FOC (that's free of charge people) like that, but she should have walked straight to D'banj, dropped the money in his laps and shouted "BYE BITCHES" while walking out with her head held up high. Because either way, she was still being made fun of by Shona and Rekana who are just there by luck.

BIDEMI: Well, what can we say about her except for the fact that she did not do the yorubas any justice by being in the house like a fly on the wall, unnoticeable and just bland (sorry to say).

Finally, we all know that this KOKO MANSION is just a washed out version of FLAVOUR OF LOVE which in itself is a digusting waste of tv airtime. It is indeed sad how our people can't be original and spontaneous with their ideas.

KOKO MANSION!!!!!

Did you really think we would not talk about Koko Mansion. We decided that we would just randomly "converse" about the show. To begin with we thought we would talk about some girls every week.

Shona Merenu, 23

This graduate of Imo State University is something else. I think she is a bit two- faced; the day she came into the house, i remember vividly her wide, sweet smile that posed no threat, she was telling us how she loved knitting and all that bollocks. Now, she seems like a bitch to me, rude, insulting and attention seeking (subtley, smart girl). Bossing everyone around. It is then ironic that she makes the most grammatical mistakes in the house, not comparing to Rita who didn't finish secondary school. "i was very petted as a child", i mean COME ON!!!!!!!, the whole world is watching!, repeating HEAVESDROPPING constantly is not very good Shona. I think she should leave the house next, personally.

SUMMER 2009!!

Hi guys!!!!...its been a long time scince we posted anything on the blog..just to let you know were back :) and its going to be fun this summer.

xx